THE PED EGG!!!
As I was cruisin' through Wallgreens the other day, this AS SEEN ON TV display caught my eye. It was for the PED EGG!. I contemplated for a minute, knowing my feet (or rather, calous potatoes) were looking grim. So, I bought it for $7.
When I got home, I put the PED EGG on my dresser and didn't even bother opening the package, my PED EGG time would come and there was no hurry.
Two nights later, barfing to Will and Grace, I decided to bust out my first AS SEEN ON TV product and put it to the test.
Basically, this lil' bitch is a cheese grater for your feet. . . SOLD!
I went to town on these gross expanding minor ecosystems of grime and squalor, and 20 minutes later, I'm a fucking foot model. Seriously, CHANGED MY LIFE!!!
No more hiding from doctors and masseurs, I'm showing off like the Two Coreys, and I don't give a fuck!!
Go buy one.
5 comments:
do they get rid of warts? im in!
i want to get one of those liquid nitrogen wart removal things. it looks painful. but then, cheese grater doesnt sound altogether luxurious.
the shit was not warts FYI that shit was unknown to man. when we met i gave him a foot massage and told him this was what love meant. it flew right past him. i am still waiting for my foot massage a year and half later.
Foot cheese graters have been around for a long time. I think what's new about this one is that it captures the grindings, right?
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