Fuck her mind, so they can fuck her silly!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Bandana BARF-A-LOT!


This is getting to be an issue with me. Trends are an issue with me. The bandana around the neck generates such a pukey pounding in my stomach, simular to the beard overload that DESTROYED any mystery I might have had. . .

The look is horrible, mostly in the way that these young men choose to sport it. Hankys have a function, they are a function, and if your look is "over the top" or "hyper hip", then sometimes the fashion aspect shines through. Just putting a hanky around your neck and thinking your fucking Dwyer or that tall guy from Liars is fucking lame. You look contrived, you look like another Ed Hardy dipshit with a faux hawk and fucking Oakleys.

As with the beard thing, and not as if it's going to happen, but if all these kids start dressing like breezy grandpas and retired art teachers ( MY LOOK, DICKS), then I'm going throw in the towel and start killing some people. Or just break into their houses and burn their wardrobes.

Photo by Jeremy

2 comments:

Jeremy Smears said...

is this a coded message??? i'm hip to your schemes!!!

Anonymous said...

Didn't know "breezy grandpas and retired art teachers" was your look. Larned something new.

Hope eveyrthing is going well for y'all (haven't popped in here for a while).