nuance and understanding!

Randy Walker is HUGE!!! (this line is me dismissing everything I feel and exploiting my fat friend just to make me look good). . .

SLAM POETRY ON RANDY WALKER. . .

She’s an enigma, a dilemma, a viper venom enema. A hyper faggy pedigree vomiting her bacon philosophy, that is, when she talks, all I see, is bacon. . .
My memory shows that I slapped, spit on and screamed at her for no reason. Maybe it’s the universal treason she believes in. All the world screams when I lean in to inflict a mean thing, on her.
Show me the diet, the full proof self-righteous plan for forgiveness. I’ll present a blessed talent, so grounded, the guy on the other side of the seesaw has found the sky.

Across from the Eiffel Tower . . .

Check out this SUPER GAY statue. I hear a latino queen with a deep-ish voice saying, "Who want's to ride my STEEED??"
Even ancient breeders wouldn't throw down a 'tea kettle' that fierce.

I went to the Louvre. . .

EWWW, GIRL! . . . LOOK AT THOSE SANDALS!