Fuck her mind, so they can fuck her silly!

Friday, August 24, 2007

North Shore makes me HAPPY!


The other day I got a serious call from my roomate. He was lamenting over the bills and asked me if I wanted to get rid of our 'basic cable'. I said, "go to town, bub. I only watch a minute a week."
Ten minutes later he calls back and says the cable lady told him we can get 'SUPER CABLE' for the same price. So, we got it and it includes all the On Demand/DVR bullshit. . . but, it wasn't all bullshit.
So, I get home from a strange night of fashion, fakes and booze, and all I want is to smoke a lil' hoo haw and watch some of this new cable. I start going through the movies that are evidently 'on demand' and come across North Shore, my favorite movie as a young one.
I was smiling through the whole thing, reciting all the lines and talking to the characters like they were old buddies.
"You're like JOJ, huh? Just of the jet. KInd of like FOB, huh? Fresh of the boat."
"He's so barney, he doesn't even know he's barney!"
"Hey Alex! Why don't you come join us?" (Gayest line ever! coz he's in the jacuzzi and his demeanor is so Quentin Crisp)

Needless to say, this movie is all GOLD. I recommend it to everyone! It's smiles for miles, not unlike the way Heavy Metal Parking Lot makes you feel. Oh, and when Rick Cain gets snagged by Lance Burkhart, I still had the same feeling of hostility that I did when I was 9.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Thursday, August 2, 2007

THIS IS REAL!!


ME AND THE MRS, GOT IT DONE!