Yesterday, I was crossing the street, in a crosswalk with my 'go' light and BOOM! a fucking F150 shit truck hits me from behind and sweeps me off my feet and slams me to the ground. SO AWESOME!!! All I have is a really bad sprained ankle and a banged up body, but I'm soooooo pissed off at my luck right now. I spent my whole life not getting hit by cars, now in one month, I endure two really gnarly experiences where cars come right at me and take me out. DOUBLE EWWW TEEEEE EFFFFF
Now, I'm out of commission for a few weeks, I can still go to SF, I'll be good by then, but I can't work and all I have are these PERCOCETS to keep me company.
Expect some blogs. . .
Especially coz the mrs. and I are going to see TEenage Jesus and the JErks in NY next weekend. Who knows, I'll probably get run over by a plane by then.
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oh grrrrrrl! years ago when living in atlanta, i was very nearly killed by a city bus, the m.a.r.t.a.(metro atlanta rapid transit authority. a.k.a. moving africans rapidly through atlanta)and ive been convinced ever since that this, in fact, will be the way i die. here's to sudden impacts and creepy predilections!
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