My 'Welcome to Kentucky' Guide Book was conventionally helpful. It talked about the hiking here, the caves, the food and some other local higlights/hotspots. One thing it missed was the fact that we have GIGANTIC FLYING ROACH BUG THINGS!
This one just tried to attack me. Well, it's dying and it was walking past me. . . but look at that mug! Looks like a face that's out for bug justice, shit.
It was kind enough to pose for these photos before completing the dirge to my old work boots for its final nasty look. Fortunately, I got me some new steel toe Red WIngs ($20 dollahs at the Unique Thrift, FATTIES!!!).
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Well, fortunately you only have to deal with those Cicadas every 13 or 17 years (right?)
I know my sister over in Illinois was kinda surprised when one of their broods were crawling all over the place.
She wasn't too freaked tho. Growing up in Florida, we were used to flying Madagascar Hissing Roaches and Big ole Spiders!
P.S. Do they wear "roach stompers" there? Ya know ... those pointed toe boots?
ACK! I hit Publish too fast. Forgot to mention that those pointed toe boots are GREAT for when the bugs run into the corner. Unfortunately they also contort your toes ... then again, folks wearing spikes etc probably wouldn't notice at all. ;)
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