Fuck her mind, so they can fuck her silly!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Exclamation

Exclamation points should be used only when necessary. Sorry about the overload in past posts. I'm new to blogging.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Darby Crash



I just finished We Got the Neutron Bomb which is the untold story of LA punk. What a fucking brilliant time that was with some of the most intense characters of music history! I always loved the Germs, but never realized how influencial Darby Crash was. It's almost cute how all these 16 year old kids are running around fucking shit up, starting bands that exhibit adolescent fervor rather than skilled musicianship. That's totally what made it work!
Everyone knew someone in High School like Darby Crash, an eccentric genius who's life the other outcasts would marinate in 100%. Totally absorbing the words, ideas and actions of someone you would only come to find, junior or senior year, is a megalomaniac bitch, but still a genius. Heroin never helps, either.
Also, everyone had the coolest names back then; Tomata du Plenty, Helen Killer, Alice Bag, Kid Congo Powers, Geza X, etc.
When I was coming home from errands today, I decided that my name would of been Rat Turd. I don't know why, that shit just hits hard. It's the semiotics, nothing to do with personality or looks. . . just bangin' words.

Friday, August 24, 2007

North Shore makes me HAPPY!


The other day I got a serious call from my roomate. He was lamenting over the bills and asked me if I wanted to get rid of our 'basic cable'. I said, "go to town, bub. I only watch a minute a week."
Ten minutes later he calls back and says the cable lady told him we can get 'SUPER CABLE' for the same price. So, we got it and it includes all the On Demand/DVR bullshit. . . but, it wasn't all bullshit.
So, I get home from a strange night of fashion, fakes and booze, and all I want is to smoke a lil' hoo haw and watch some of this new cable. I start going through the movies that are evidently 'on demand' and come across North Shore, my favorite movie as a young one.
I was smiling through the whole thing, reciting all the lines and talking to the characters like they were old buddies.
"You're like JOJ, huh? Just of the jet. KInd of like FOB, huh? Fresh of the boat."
"He's so barney, he doesn't even know he's barney!"
"Hey Alex! Why don't you come join us?" (Gayest line ever! coz he's in the jacuzzi and his demeanor is so Quentin Crisp)

Needless to say, this movie is all GOLD. I recommend it to everyone! It's smiles for miles, not unlike the way Heavy Metal Parking Lot makes you feel. Oh, and when Rick Cain gets snagged by Lance Burkhart, I still had the same feeling of hostility that I did when I was 9.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Thursday, August 2, 2007

THIS IS REAL!!


ME AND THE MRS, GOT IT DONE!